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geniusoflove:

an-american-whore:

geniusoflove:

proheromidoriyashouto:

geniusoflove:

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

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godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

this video is a fucking act of violence

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comrade-bastard:

the-cheshire-cat-grin:

the range….the emotion….this deserves an oscar

This dude was so convincing I forgot it was the same guy playing both people… The range…

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thegentlemandothprotest:

tumbalaria:

o-kurwa:

flip the switch

Give Nana equal time you cowards

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ericalbright:

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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surprisebitch:

versacemom:

xanny:

mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti:

davidcronenbergsextape:

dancefloorpolitics:

i

Some real homosexuality…………………..

Shes right

I could endlessly watch this

whats the answer omg

tooiconic:

smellyoldblanket:

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tonystark-tm:

chotimoti:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

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